WTF is going on France bros?

I thought we could break the curse, I thought we could break the cycle. Is everything really scripted? do we even have free will?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you must stop the sudaca menace
    all other European teams are memes this year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the others teams are memes this year what does it say abot France being dead last in their group

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know mate, feels like none of the shots we take enter the net and every shit shots we concede turn into goals, we mog everybody statwise or xG wise(pls no bully) in that shit nations league group yet we just can't win

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your group in the WC it's shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ? You are talking with Spaniards, we are the kind of useless stats, welcome to our hell.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          griezmann is a big problem, he's just not good anymore
          also you should kick benzema out again because he's going to make your locker room cancer due to bondy rat affair

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >bondy rat
            22th day

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nobody cares anymore but it's fun to call him like that

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man what a good game it was, I ever used the Iberians, wich had such big guys as militias.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Man what a good game it was, I ever used the Iberians, wich had such big guys as militias.

            Pyro used to make great games, sad you stop making games in spain

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Asspain is a hell for any empress, I don't blame them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i prefere calling him maurice bapon in honor of our national hero

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >maurice bapon
            this is what people who browse shit websites do. from which shitty website are you from?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            750g and marmitton why ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Meme magic is coming for you Pierre

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ah sweet can't wait to see the never ending aussie threads about eliminating us in the group stage

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In all reality, you'll break us like you did 4 years ago, but there's the slimmest shitposting chance that we might draw

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >do we even have free will?
    no

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >force locker room cancer back into the team
    >team collapses
    who could have thought?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      time for a repeat of 2010

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the truth is that the heart of this team is the griezmann pogba duo. the story of this group started with them and it will end with them.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    france cannot win as long as they don't play with TRUE PASSION and HEART. You cold yuros will never understand.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      7-1

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        never happened

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          indeed, it was 1-7

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you realise Transfermarkt teams aren't teams

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kick the zoomers exept mbappé
    kick ALL marseille "players"
    kick benzecaca bring back giroud
    pray for kanté and pogba recovery

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i think it's time for us, equipe de france bros, to bring that Caqueret boy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pure gaul
      >absurd old timey name like Maxence
      >plays for OL
      either he's shit or world class

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i just want to get rid of guezedouzi

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    France 2018 was a team with very low line relying in long passes and counter attacks with a 4 back line
    France 2022 is trying to play high line, high pressure, trying to enter the area with short passes and a lot of movement from the attackers

    Mbappe cant create many chances like this, he gets the ball and all he can think of is to just run past them, benzema has to deal with mbappe who just want to finish all chances for himself instead of vini jr who is feeding him every second
    The high pressure is still messy so the team just get past into France forwards and face the unprotected defense
    Also many defenders were new and dont know each other very well, deschamps is also trying 5 at the back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      interesting that benzemerde 80% of his goals with france after his comeback come from mbapp^é assists, he's a massive winger babby when pogba and griezmann can give long forward passes in the middle. the problem of this team is benzema.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    France will deliver when it matters, its 100% clear that they dont want to take part in this meme competition.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Drop giroo
    >become shit
    Many such cases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >happened with montpellier
      >happened with arsenal
      >happened with chelsea
      >happened with france

      Jesus christ, how can people not get giroudpilled?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's the ultimate plebfilter

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will break the curse. It's impossible to have an awful Euros, a terrible Nations League and a pathetic World Cup performance in a row.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ofc it's possible 2002 2004 2008 2010 2012 2014 all shamefull performance

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2004 (that game vs England at least) and 2014 (decent and promising performance overall) were not fully shameful

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your current midfield, with the absence of Pogba, has no creative outlet to speak of. Tchouameni is a defensive mid, Kamara is a defensive mid, Rabiot is meant to be a workhorse I guess, Guendouzi does nothing. This could be solved by Griezmann but he is out of form and Benzema drops into spaces that Griezmann occupies, making the whole team incoherent and without any creativity. The solution is simply, pray that Pogba is healthy and Griezmann clicks with him once again, but even without Griezmann, Pogba can carry the creative workload. Kick Benzema out. Deschamps won't do it, but it needs to be done, Madrid fans would throw a temper tantrum. Benzema out. Call Dumbele. He is fast and can pass. So Mbappe, Giroud/Nkunku, Dembele, Griezmann, Pogba in. Benzema and those meme midfielders out. Diaby out too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      camavinga could play the creative midfield role, he's class. they should really reinforce the defence because it's absolute shambless, someone should tell deschamps to call le normad who is much better than kimpembe and varane

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        deschamps will ignore players who aren't in big clubs or wanted by big clubs or playing for monaco or marseille

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think he is that creative. None of the new Madrid midfielders are. He should've been called up though, same for Caqueret. Well, he's trying Kounde, Konate and Saliba so he is rotating the defenders. Not to a great success.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe your team isnt diverse enough

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You might have broken the curse without us. But we have meme magic on our side this time frogc**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >beat australia in the group stage
      >break the curse and qualify for the KO stage
      >meet australia again in the final and lose

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tbh i fear that first game vs australia. We struggled so hard in 2018 they played so much shitfootball like vikings on steroids it did not make sense. It will be the game of their life and our players will shit the bed, guaranteed

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gee I wonder why

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think this will happen. Argentina will beat you in the Ro16.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      revenge...yes yes.. *relambates*

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's time for le 2010 curse again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >make his team with the help of his astrologue

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >spain choked
    >germany choked
    >france about to choke
    there is nothing you can do sadly. just accept it and move on

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you guys stopped making fun of us?

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