Your task is to book Brandi to be the biggest star in women's wrestling in 6 months.
How do you do it?
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Your task is to book Brandi to be the biggest star in women's wrestling in 6 months.
How do you do it?
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Slime her.
Book her to wrestle matches while wearing skimpy outfits then let nature take its course.
buy a time machine and send her to wrestling school and a plastic surgeon
>So much of a literal who that we now have fantasy book her
Book her in feuds with Jax Slayher, Jason Luv, Dredd, Mandingo, Anton Harden and Brickzilla.
Never heard of them are they on AEW Dark?
Sacrifice a newborn to Satan so he can give her any semblance of wrestling ability or charisma.
Brandi Lauren can’t wrestle to save her pathetic life. It’s exactly why she got fired by both WWE and Impact. OnlyFans thots don’t belong in any professional wrestling ring. She’s garbage and has a fake ass. All waifugays need to go.
Have sex
3 hour live sex celebration with me on Raw every monday
Unironically book her in a blackedraw debut
Have her wrestle nude.
honestly she could be queen of the indies if she did hardcore content on onlyfans
She could be queen of the indies if she'd just do more dates.
Make her a loose valet. Shouldn't be too hard.
Unironically bring her to Saudi Arabia and make her have a massive wardrobe failure right in front of the crown prince.
>I’m ready for my Riyahdi portapotty Mr. Crown Prince
Or bring in Trump on RAW and have her do the same thing.
>I’m ready for my Golden Shower Mr. President
A star is born. Would be the number one trending topic worldwide for at least a week.
Baby oil and hip attacks
Average at best
You know that show Women of Wrestling that AJ Lee is booking, that they were going to build around Tessa Blanchard before she called everyone a Black person? Well it's actually on TV syndication somehow and outperformed an AEW show a few months ago. It pulls over 300k viewers with only generic CAWs on the roster and has a very heavily male skewing viewership for obvious reasons.
So you take that show and go all in on making it about ass and breasts. Brandi as the underdog babyface, in a feud with the unstoppable Amanda Rose, the top money draw in women's wrestling today.
dimes
all culminating in blowoff a "loser gets implants removed" match at WOWamania
Have breed her.
Simple. Debut her as the wholesome, high school sweetheart of a white wrestler. Then after a few months run a cuck angle where she leaves him for a BBC wrestler and starts wearing skimpy clothes and taunting with her newfound sexuality. Make her coombait and a heat magnet in one swoop.
60 minute iron man no commercials ultimate surrender bikini match in pudding, all three hours of Raw, every week for the six months.