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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McGregor... McGregor will heem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He will be HEEMED

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    cope cope cope. go manufacture my consistently high quality consumer goods for a third of what you'd be compensated in switzerland, fool.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MY GOAT

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shinryu kings are we back?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ogikubo turns into a fine mist if he fights shinryu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ogikubo is built like a real heemer, shinryu looks like a frail twink
      50/50 odds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        horiguchi is the only challenge for shinryu in rizin, and he wins the rematch of that too

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lion heem

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bkfc rematch when?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heeeem

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heeeem what the frick was thaty

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to all bong posters that you will be suspected of being mmaguru from now on, he is now using heem shitposts for content.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can’t solve the captcha

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This video is so bad. Guru takes Ls sometimes but this one is a massive L. Virtue signaling Karen bullshit
      BELIEVE ME GUYS!! CHANDLER IS SO.......... LE WEIRD!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that fat homosexual so much it's unreal. I've never watched his videos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        guru is a bong? i thought he was american and was one of you, wtf

        You are both suspects as of now

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What if I said something racist? Would that help?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it would help confirm my suspicions

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I know the truth in my heart that's what matters truly, b. I could never be a fat moron who doesn't train.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Love to all heemers and heemsters b

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guru is a bong? i thought he was american and was one of you, wtf

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yup my boy gets it done probably broke his jaw too that shit looked gnarly

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so yall are paying 20 for this? or whats up. Should I trade one of my human working hours for this viewing experience?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would if there wasn't an illegal stream going, but maybe not now that shinryu has already been there, would still consider it for the main though.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tried free-live1 / crack / sportshub / s.east but no dice. guess ill search duckduckgo or some shit but ty for giving hope anon

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please help me
    where is the rizin stream

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    risin haha

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    greco roman wrestling is a fricking tragedy
    https://www.twitch.tv/1cloudgtb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.twitch.tv/1cloudgtb
      ty based denmark. Happy Monday to all!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Happy Monday to you

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TFW no Walmart QT GF .

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit commentary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rizin english commentary is always pathetic

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is korea or japan winning till now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      japan won 2, korea won 1.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >24 year old Hispanic jap vs 41 year old actual jap
    brutal matchmaking

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Suzuki dancing around like a sperg during the national anthem?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    main event already, i just started watching, frick these nips

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"ZIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never fought in this venue before. There could be ZIGGERS anywhere". His son's kiss felt good against his wife's lips. "I HATE ZIGGERS" he thought. Jocko Willink speeches reverberated the entire arena, making it pulsate even as the Monster Energy circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Brazilian Featherweights. "With a Black son, you can do anything you want" he said to himself, out loud. "SEE YOU AT THE TOP"

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    old man heem nutty

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glancing

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy beat erbst

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this guy beat the better pitbull brother and would do it again, easily

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was talmbout kanehara since erbst beat suzuki

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          technically an NC

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            erbst beat suzuki tapped and only kanehara beat erbst in rizin

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crafty veteran aka washed bum

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feint the left hand 4 billion times
    >throw a leg kick now and then without mixing anything up
    truly the peak of jap mma

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      better than anything arjen buller done

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >0 emotions from commentators while both guys are brawling
    keeeeeeeeek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they are in their basements in australia commentating over the internet, thats why theres always a second delay on their reactions

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi! Mark here. Let's spar.
    your honest reply?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never trained a day in my life and I'm 100% sure I could kill this nerd

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah maybe with the smell of your schaub

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s 5’7” and about 150lbs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not saying he's got model tier looks, but it's actually incredible how he's about 10 times better looking than he usually does

      how many UGLY c**tS out there has a decent looking person hiding beneath their hideous mask?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tough way to go

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Suzuki Chihiro beat the UFC top 5?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Yair Rodriguez

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he ain't beating anyone in the top 10

      maybe he can have a close fight with chikadze

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Car of the year again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feed him to emmett
      heem or be heemed b

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would have a good/favored chance against josh, kattar, yair, giga. but he has worse tdd than all of them(except giga probably), he's a less complete fighter but way more hype, has that gregoresque one touch ko factor, and has been growing really quickly maybe he'd be legit ufc ranker material in a year
      shinryu tho would beat everyone in the top 10 of flw ez pz, slot him in right now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know if either of them speaks english

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd bet that they don't but I don't know

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure but hes good. Hes beat some hammers

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can heem everyone here
    bros I just cleaned a trash can and I saw clothes, sneakers, socks and medicines, I even found an ID, what the frick

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the video about jon being a closeted gay has almost 350k views
    lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that video deserves to have gone viral
      this chandler shit on the other hand is just cringe. hopefully he reads the room and takes a break

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's an mma content creator, this shit exploded more than he expected to so now he'll just cash in. he could do random picks which he gets wrong and not many watch or he could make drama videos which no one else is really doing

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >There's Something About The Chandlers

    Guru is really disturbed by the Michael chandler stuff and I don't blame him. Something extremely weird is going on with that family.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this a reference to Ari Aster's short film?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He said Jordan Peele should remake it with the chandler family lol.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on the Chandler and Jones happenings? Them boys zesty?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      multiple convincing clips and pieces of evidence that jones might actually be gay or have gay tendencies. that video was kind of a banger and was legitimately interesting
      chandler shit is absolutely nothing. he's trying to make it out like there's some deep/creepy angle to the fact that they adopted another black kid after the first one that they adopted was black. that's literally it. guru just plays clips of chandler saying christian "good boy" shit and guru pauses it to literally scream into the mic "THIS GUY IS WEIRD!!! HELLO????????"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did the hero position get a mention

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf, it's a valid point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is weird to be an evangelical christian white man that adopts a black kid by choice, but we already knew that. presenting it like it's news and even trying to repackage it as creepy or sinister comes off as pathetic and desperate. guru should be shamed for it. not a good look for a guy that loves to rip on ariel for being a phony piece of shit
          guru literally pulling israelite media tactics with this one

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *snaps your heel*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *stomps your heel*

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chandler is revivifying white mans burden and like the Anglo he is Guru just has to shit all over another fellow man’s ambitions

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is guru making it to the big leagues? Yes or No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He aspires to eat the media

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he cant do that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He was about to and decided to make the jones video which is based in it's own way

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guru fricking forgot what team he’s playing for, that’s why england is ruled by poos

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Hap Love And Respect

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does rizin manage to be worse than one?

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >umm there's a trigger warning because mental health is no heckin joke
    >umm using the word Fat isn't ok especially as it can upset the fans of the fighters

    I would put a bullet in this homosexual's head, Jesus I'm actually upset by this video.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Filthy depraved thoughts of heeming turkish puss

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hap won.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw MacGregor v Diaz 3 is in BKFC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based stoppage by Herb could have waited a stand longer still

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Copey copington has rejected the idea that he would ever fight ian Machado garry. Who could've saw this coming

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's just selling the fight bro this isn't his 1 millionth duck of a young prospect

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should've turned your comments back on cuck boy

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's his end game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finna kill Michael heem Brie and post it on snapchat undoubtedly that's the general heemsensus

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just had an friend of 20 years tell me to stop using the word moronic as it is offensive to mongoloids. Told him to suck an moronic Bo Black person dick. Lets weem baby.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Please don’t say Black person Hap is in the thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny because a month ago someone from your country told me to stop using it, what's homosexuals you have over there. Tell us how it really went between you two

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We call that living the dream

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i know bro, ive lived it

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guru is right about that psychotic american freak chandler and this ghoul wife, what a bunch of americans

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My god bongs are so fricking gay and cringe. Go to bed gaygets get a JOB

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s the smallest fighter that could realistically beat a blind Jon Jones?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff Molina would make sensual male noises to distract Jones prior to doing an rolling heel hook or something of that nature

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brock Lesnar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any pictures of her anik

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      holy smokes, is that a mid asian woman??? aaaaaaaaaahhhh im cooooooooooooooming

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek some people arebvery easily excited

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be 7/10
      >spend 80% of your workday getting hair and makeup done
      >read other peoples bets on air for 40 seconds
      >get paid $200k a year
      Being an attractive woman must be incredible

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marital mssionary sex with white women for the sole purpose of recreation.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >On June 26, 1931, comparative psychologist Winthrop Niles Kellogg and his wife welcomed a new arrival home: not a human infant, but a baby chimpanzee. The couple planned to raise the chimp, Gua, alongside their own baby boy, Donald. As later described in the Psychological Record, the idea was to see how environment influenced development. Could a chimp grow up to behave like a human? Or even think it was a human?
    It’s been tried before, but what does he hope to learn without a control?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Ari gets this type of stuff in UFC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the appeal of hap girls?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dat fuggin azz nigguh shieeeeet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The UFC already has Cangela Hill

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But her big stinky schauber isn't as shamelessly presented as that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the girl on the right was a heavy bag in the thumbnail.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She is when you think about it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >multiple convincing clips and pieces of evidence that jones might actually be gay or have gay tendencies
    Imagine being so low iq you do this for g*ru for free

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I cared about RIZIN is because of Kid Yamamotos sister.

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *grabs ur crotch*

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which UFC was this where they showed the fake Chandler conspiracy

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Race mixing should be illegal

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uros medic is he good? His octogon interview made me a fan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      idk he got zeemed by turner

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hapism will not be tolerated.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very haplike the way he scaled the fence there

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          like father like son

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Diamond fricking bangs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tony is the only fighter to win the first round against chandler

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also the only one to get schaubrealm'd, levels.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you know it's fake, right?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hunner purcent b.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tells Dustin he wasn't being a man by calling him a cheating pussy but has done this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happened in the second? I missed this fight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brutal pillowfists

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't understand why somebody doesn't just simply heem Holloway

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Max hits harder than Michael Chandler.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If holloway and chandler had a baby what would they name him? Max Chandler or Hap Holloway? feel free to give your thoughts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're both men so it would be impossible for them to have a child

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't stop brie and michael chandler

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disc golf>mma

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Candler when you think about it

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, hap holloway has a nicer ring to it

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bo nickal riding your dick

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is Hero Position?

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a certain site is seething at guru

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one watches guru. This viral marketing shit needs to end

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fighters evidently watch Guru.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem.

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boycott guru

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what is Hapman who is a homosexual now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I always thawlgt that Ace was the zesty one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how? have you not seen hap? have you even taken a look at him? he is the zestiest motherfricker there is and ever will be

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When you put it like that

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 cents has been deposited into your shillru account

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guru is a fat moronic homosexual but hes right about that weird c**t chandler and his ogre wife, what a complete pair of literal americans.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason weasle and guru are the only mma channels that get a lot of views.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Took this month off from the gym just felt kinda blah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A month is crazy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Without injury a month is in fact crazy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m coming up on ten years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gayget

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gaethje won

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in many ways Gane was the biggest winner of 300

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bo nickal almost cried when a reporter compared him to Jesus christ.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best buy isn't done with my laptop yet
    bored
    finna heem my meng

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO SEE HAP THROWN IN A WOODCHIPPER

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I saw max holloway I would simply heem him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      at 145 or 155?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        195 b I'm not an siklöja

        post walkouts

        No

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm I dont recall asking you

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this streamer/views/ratio homosexualry a generational thing I can't understand why anyone would post about the mma jimmy savile like this for days on end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $$$ talks pizza pig

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conor couldn't get some ownership of the UFC so he had to settle for some fly by night bum fight promotion KWAB

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post walkouts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Halo by beyonce

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you know you know

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spams for guru for free
    >$$$ talks
    Depressing to think he thought this was funny or clever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does a man with no job hate Mondays? He better start being grateful before I get a dark Wizard to switch our lives

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a fighter hate Mondays?
        Does toilet Till have a day job?

        Maybe because he has to wait a little longer for his missus to get back home

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't know how good he's got it, send him a job link to Liverpool town centre McDonald's. What's his woman like? I'm very curious now, she's managed to stay unknown for so long

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a fighter hate Mondays?
      Does toilet Till have a day job?

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick guru. Mr Arkansas runs mma youtube.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trump should get Dana as his VP pick

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wish chandler adopted me but i wasn't black

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I will break the diamond brazza
    soon.

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ooooh the bong is triggered realising he is the unwitting golem of convicted mild investor Kyle Mee lmfao

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *wins*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least post the real one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >heems him
          >does the chicken dance over his corspe
          very immature chasing of the finish by garth

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gaethje at it again with those rolling thunders
            what a guy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Max Holloway screaming in pain from those brutal leg kicks while Gaethje nonchalantly takes a post-fight nap in celebration of his win. This speaks volumes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My homie swede diamond is speaking sense

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this fricking moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post the better picture of him on screen

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't deny it
    Lmfao

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I picked Gaethje, but I also said Max had a good chance of winning so I was basically right.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ari saved the UFC

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if Smiff wins two weeks in a row I say give him the title shot

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More like trevor shitman

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guru seething because he will never have a son lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hap noooooooo

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if gaycheese wasn't playing grabass with fat Mexicans he wouldn't be so shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gaethje don't play. Gaethje heems.

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if gaycheese Mexican he wouldn't be so shit

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Talmbout gaycheese mexican?

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ordered a hella meaty heemza that puts the meat lover's to shame and added salami to it. The schaubs my till will face will be monstrous

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza is only good in the US

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is not any Makwan Amirkhani establishment slop but the finest of Finnish that I have heard your people praise before and btw the best is unironically Italy we're all adults here

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gaycheese never passed the eye test from the start

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very true, he never hitted hard.

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's that a gaycheese with salsa? What do you mean?

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rose "Thud, Lose" Peemapoonas

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jon jones is still gay

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love me a meme this moronic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which pizza do you prefer?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rn feasting on a lihamestari (meat master) with extra salami but I am known for being a smetana enjoyer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks b

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a real italian™ 'zza now

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is what made Kai start thinking he's a gangster

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone going to ignore that Conor is gay?

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    conor heemed a bus lest we foreget

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had forgotten

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Animal abuse is unjustifiable

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Irish people don't know their numbers

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The glow of finality out of the unfathomable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a cry for help If I've ever seen one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her dolphin teeth stroking the head of my meng in a playful manner

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    You are here 20 hours a day minimum. Every single day.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imaigne Zatdaddy and Kramdaddy spitroasting bo nig in the brazza tub

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    seasonal allergies are heeming me

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hap to the future. Starring Val Woodburn as Ace Chandler and Brie Chandler as herself

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the reality is none of you would say your shitposts to my face for fear of getting zeemed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's true

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ooh boy buddeh

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*permaheems Aspinal*
    Nothing personal, mon ami.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >got wobbled by le shoey man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing personal, m-*ACK*

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Guru say anything in his video that hasn't been posted here a million times?

    My take (if you were curious) is that yeah, Chandler is weird, but also probably giving those kids much better lives than they would have had otherwise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but also probably giving those kids much better lives than they would have had otherwise.
      he didn't argue otherwise

      granted all the people on Xwitter that are seething at Chandler are weird "muh blackness" types

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is maybe some sort of "celebrity adopts black kids because of muh narcisism" kind of shit going on but it seems pretty mild to be honest, also Guru presentation's is fricking trash he repeats the same thing over and over again I closed his video after 5 minutes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He went to black twitter and acted like that's how people think heeminder that this is the same person who said that gypsies are honorable fighters, they have a cool culture and they don't really commit crimes anymore.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is a Twitter for black people??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it's just twitter but when black people of color use it and where all these fr fr ongg memes come from afaik all I've ever heemcountered has been "leftbook" which was pretty wild

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One meng heeming a day keeps the doctor away

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is that calendar?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      based cal

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based cal

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *hides post*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's the lady in white seen her a few times now

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's Amanda Ribas, not sure though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based faceblind individual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She kinda looks a little bit like her brazza

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frickin hate hap
    ace that doo tho

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mild cholesting mma streamer: g-g-guys g-gypsies a-a-are l-like i-i-in sn-sn-snatch
    >based finnchad: that guy is a lying homosexual
    >underweight anxiety patient: lmao the diddler mindbroke him kek
    Tragic really

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for reminding me of Snatch. Will watch later tonight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lock stock was better imo but I am not one for guy kino I must heemfess

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even like Rizin anymore

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    do people really have rooms dedicated to jerking off?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >do people really have rooms dedicated to jerking off?
      a bedroom?

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im loving seeing Islam with his little cope press releases. Every few days its a new " um actually i've cleared out the LW division by not fighting any of them. except arman who i fought when he was 21.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      islam has hypothetical eye test wins over the entire division cazzie

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thank you guru, very cool

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf something translucent and greasy just touched my sleeve and said something to me but I couldn't hear it over their weak voice and benzo stupor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf you talmbawl you schizo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some sickly looking abomination came up to me and muttered something about gooning and pizza maybe I imagined the whole thing

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch what you say about my brotha Hap mufugga.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just more evidence that taking off clothing increases your power

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raditz?

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH ED

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just had a pleasant hour long nose picking session

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronin MMA is live

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he is a b***h, he got super triggered when I said women shouldnt vote

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    bitchbreasts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      20 hours a day. Even Sneed's fent zombie troony ass is amazed at how much of a LOSER you are...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Thos digits

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are we starting the every bong is the same person sperogut again?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >n-no thats the other loser here 20 hours a day
          Lmao
          Leave your parents house for once. Imagine what your subhuman ass looks like.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why'd you want to imagine my ass?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OOOOOOOOOOH HE NAILED HIM IN HIS PRIME

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who's this new "bitchbreasts" character everyone's been talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of my heem personalities i've been trying out. not sure if its gonna stick

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hearing reports that it's over.

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does heem watch monday night raw?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More of a Smackdown guy myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ari said I have to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have seen a little old japanese wrasslin and didn't even like that idk how you can make it through the terrible acting and "promos" then the wrestling itself is so unconvincing. Is AEW any good?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AEW is even worse right now

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually you shop at Walmart.

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cal woodburn

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to add post ID tags to heem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so people can tell when im replying to myself like right now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they should remove flags

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we know who you are

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >posted from the cal goon cave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Redit is down the hall and to the left

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're mentally ill

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and all the schizos immediately start screeching

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Schizos hate em

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll kill you with my bare hands how about that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no they don't.

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm circles

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm triangles

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hit it off with girl online
    >send her a selfie after some hours of talking
    >get ghosted
    Brutally heemed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking a selfie as a man
      Shoulda know better germbro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’ll just go back to exclusively talking to women I know irl and never taking any selfies. If I was younger this would’ve destroyed me

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          get people to take pictures of you or use group photos. selfies are odd

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Antonio Smittoni

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uuh, is he ok?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The dread of having to fight in PFL is finally setting in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dana won

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has been brutally heemed by a heavyweight boxer of course he is not

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat frank blew all his boxing money on cars and owes usman 500k AGAIN

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn even former UFC heavyweight champion francis ngannou can be depressed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >homies after watching Interstellar once

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He went back to France and thought he was in Cameroon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dead son and you're posting on twitter. People are fricked these days

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when there's no bananas

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cis lesbian general on Fhite
      It's all troons

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you browsing lgbt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fhite and /lgbt/ are our sister boards

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          TKO Group should invest in trannies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn even former UFC heavyweight champion francis ngannou can be depressed

            sneed looks like THAT!?!??

            What happened in the second? I missed this fight.

            I lost my face off with a schizo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unironically hot chick. need the hot tranners to post their selfies on heem

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sneed looks like THAT!?!??

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor frank ngl

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its over...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's sad news F

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        probably taking it in the bussy right now to make the pain go away ;_;

        its over...

        Stop saying he fricked her in her prime.
        The dude lost his son leave him alone you sick frick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Time heemed his son before his prime it is truly sad news

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lexee bros...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce on Lexee x Ngannou?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Time heemed his son before his prime it is truly sad news

          POST YOUR NGANNOU'S SON WALKOUT SONG

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a French cover

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably taking it in the bussy right now to make the pain go away ;_;

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dana White is a child killer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he lost his son? he’d better find him then!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chandler nooo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically is better like this for the kid, some people aren't cut to be parents, Francis would have eventually ruin his finances and make his family lives horrible, atleast like this he has an excuse to do it sooner.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? Deranged moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        True

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You come at the king you best not miss.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This picture gives me the heebie jeebies please don’t post it again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just how deep does this thing go

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin Goya painting

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's fricked up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad, sorry to hear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Life ain't fair man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but i thought he was rich now?!?!?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick him. he deserves it. it's karma for hammerfisting the jaw of all your opponents after you knock them out on the floor cold

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God he'll do anything to stay relevant.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >18 months
      adrenodicky bros.. how Powerful has Francis become???

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not big and it's not clever

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watching a compilation of daniel cormier getting bullied, can highly recommend it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talmbout the stacked drop that came out 3 days ago? Giving it a spin rn sveribro

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah let me know what you think

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I lost at 2:25

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            seeing him getting knocked down a peg does brighten my day

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Same DC is as arrogant as he is a fool it's comedy gold

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know, seeing jokes about someone losing their infant son really makes me consider whether heem is actually where i want to spend my time tbqh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they’re just playing hide and seek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been coming here less and less over the last year. This board is painfully unfunny and extremely homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe reddit is more of your speed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're being gay about it just make fr*nce jokes about primes and lexxi if infant mortality is too dark

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Conor

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a real steppa y’all some foo foo lames

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ngannou jr was vaxxed in his prime

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Francis doesn't even have a son

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grew out of the whole le Fhite edgy phase at around 28

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mixed babies aren't meant to survive

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Francis only breed African qweens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true

  171. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dana feasting on some kind of sandwich.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ai generated post

  172. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    King Oscar is falling off these deens are subpar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same about Ed Rush des u

  173. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's okay Ngubu, we'll get you a new Hap...

  174. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    erceg sounds like a gay lesbian

  175. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Ngannou was heeming Meisha per Daily Mail Lexxi per fr*nce and Daner per the MMA tunnel and the whole time he had a baby with someone else

  176. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I schaub in the till before or after I heem my meng

    This is a VERY important post so please don’t just scroll by 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends how badly you need to do either one b usually I would suggest a good schaub, wash then meng heeming but sometimes it's divine to cut the roster after a good heem iykwim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      During

  177. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know how ngannu feels. This my my boy, joe pyfer. We lost him last year.

  178. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You people are fricking sick

  179. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I won't feel bad for Ngannou until I'm positive that he didn't hammerfist that babby into a fine paste

  180. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >heemed ded
    >permaheemed child
    very tawlf year for magumba

  181. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i pull up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Still gay (sorry euro cucks).
      Many have tried to fix the scooter design... why not just use a little bit bigger wheels??? I feel that would solve 80% of the scooter dilema.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're supposed to be nimble/maneuver well so it's a lidl bit gay brazza but it's good in old cities

  182. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no meng should have to bury his mini meng

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's never really an age where it's not sad even if they're 80 and burying a 50-60 year old.

  183. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All me btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  184. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heem my mini meng every day is not a big deal

  185. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nature's wiser than people think, everything happens for a reason.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a muslim b what is this you are saying the same stuff as mahoney or whoever the garcia guy heemed was

  186. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tough week for the melanated innyviduals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name 3

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jon
        ngannou
        ngannou's son

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In all seriousness why would Jon care what guru or gurucels think? Women will still throw themselves at him even if he was in a wheelchair like Hawking because he's rich

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's really not that rich.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You'd be surprised how far very little goes in the wmma leagues

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jon jones
        the chandler family
        francis ngannou

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Perry just heemed a guy in 1 minute tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a shit dive

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cracka cope he was out

  187. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They shut down your cheeky nandos?

  188. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NONONONONO NOT THE FUTURE DOPE SLANGIN CHICK WING EATIN RAP BUMPIN GANG BANGIN b***h RAPIN DOPE SMOKIN CHILD SUPPORT AVOIDIN DEQUARIOUS NGANNOOOO

  189. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Little did we know he meant Ngannou Jr

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats all the evidence I need. Lock him up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >KHAMZAT NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT NGANNOU

  190. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe this week's card is a ppv what a joke

  191. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that would have never happened under iron mike chandlers supervision

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talmbout the superior CHANDLER ruleset b

  192. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did francis ngannous son die? exactly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not known yet

      The kid's body isn't even cold yet and y'all are cracking jokes. Frick you all sick fricking dirtbags.

      I think he passed a few days ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kids don't usually just die out of nowhere or am I wrong

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Generally no. And 18 months is past the point of accidental suffocation / SIDS for the most part

  193. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The kid's body isn't even cold yet and y'all are cracking jokes. Frick you all sick fricking dirtbags.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wait they're BBQing him?
      affriguns are weird meng

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i started to think its mostly kids but its probably full grown neet homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down Dustin

  194. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another ganechad W

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top lel

  195. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he birthed him himself?

  196. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    considering Francis has never posted a photo of him I bet this kid was all sorts of fricked up from the beginning

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >parents must post pics of their kids online
      yeah youre moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even wanna know what the frick is that

  197. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    admit it, you miss Hasbullah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hasbulla died too?

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