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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    McGregor... McGregor will heem.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He will be HEEMED

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    cope cope cope. go manufacture my consistently high quality consumer goods for a third of what you'd be compensated in switzerland, fool.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    MY GOAT

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shinryu kings are we back?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ogikubo turns into a fine mist if he fights shinryu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ogikubo is built like a real heemer, shinryu looks like a frail twink
      50/50 odds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        horiguchi is the only challenge for shinryu in rizin, and he wins the rematch of that too

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lion heem

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bkfc rematch when?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heeeem

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    heeeem what the frick was thaty

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to all bong posters that you will be suspected of being mmaguru from now on, he is now using heem shitposts for content.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He can’t solve the captcha

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This video is so bad. Guru takes Ls sometimes but this one is a massive L. Virtue signaling Karen bullshit
      BELIEVE ME GUYS!! CHANDLER IS SO.......... LE WEIRD!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that fat homosexual so much it's unreal. I've never watched his videos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        guru is a bong? i thought he was american and was one of you, wtf

        You are both suspects as of now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What if I said something racist? Would that help?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it would help confirm my suspicions

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I know the truth in my heart that's what matters truly, b. I could never be a fat moron who doesn't train.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Love to all heemers and heemsters b

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      guru is a bong? i thought he was american and was one of you, wtf

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yup my boy gets it done probably broke his jaw too that shit looked gnarly

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so yall are paying 20 for this? or whats up. Should I trade one of my human working hours for this viewing experience?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would if there wasn't an illegal stream going, but maybe not now that shinryu has already been there, would still consider it for the main though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        tried free-live1 / crack / sportshub / s.east but no dice. guess ill search duckduckgo or some shit but ty for giving hope anon

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    please help me
    where is the rizin stream

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    risin haha

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    greco roman wrestling is a fricking tragedy
    https://www.twitch.tv/1cloudgtb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.twitch.tv/1cloudgtb
      ty based denmark. Happy Monday to all!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Happy Monday to you

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    TFW no Walmart QT GF .

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit commentary

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      rizin english commentary is always pathetic

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is korea or japan winning till now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      japan won 2, korea won 1.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >24 year old Hispanic jap vs 41 year old actual jap
    brutal matchmaking

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Suzuki dancing around like a sperg during the national anthem?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    main event already, i just started watching, frick these nips

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"ZIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never fought in this venue before. There could be ZIGGERS anywhere". His son's kiss felt good against his wife's lips. "I HATE ZIGGERS" he thought. Jocko Willink speeches reverberated the entire arena, making it pulsate even as the Monster Energy circulated through his powerful, thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Brazilian Featherweights. "With a Black son, you can do anything you want" he said to himself, out loud. "SEE YOU AT THE TOP"

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    old man heem nutty

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    glancing

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this guy beat erbst

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this guy beat the better pitbull brother and would do it again, easily

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I was talmbout kanehara since erbst beat suzuki

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          technically an NC

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            erbst beat suzuki tapped and only kanehara beat erbst in rizin

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crafty veteran aka washed bum

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >feint the left hand 4 billion times
    >throw a leg kick now and then without mixing anything up
    truly the peak of jap mma

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      better than anything arjen buller done

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >0 emotions from commentators while both guys are brawling
    keeeeeeeeek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they are in their basements in australia commentating over the internet, thats why theres always a second delay on their reactions

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi! Mark here. Let's spar.
    your honest reply?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never trained a day in my life and I'm 100% sure I could kill this nerd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah maybe with the smell of your schaub

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He’s 5’7” and about 150lbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not saying he's got model tier looks, but it's actually incredible how he's about 10 times better looking than he usually does

      how many UGLY c**tS out there has a decent looking person hiding beneath their hideous mask?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tough way to go

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Suzuki Chihiro beat the UFC top 5?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Yair Rodriguez

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he ain't beating anyone in the top 10

      maybe he can have a close fight with chikadze

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Car of the year again?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      feed him to emmett
      heem or be heemed b

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would have a good/favored chance against josh, kattar, yair, giga. but he has worse tdd than all of them(except giga probably), he's a less complete fighter but way more hype, has that gregoresque one touch ko factor, and has been growing really quickly maybe he'd be legit ufc ranker material in a year
      shinryu tho would beat everyone in the top 10 of flw ez pz, slot him in right now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know if either of them speaks english

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'd bet that they don't but I don't know

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure but hes good. Hes beat some hammers

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i can heem everyone here
    bros I just cleaned a trash can and I saw clothes, sneakers, socks and medicines, I even found an ID, what the frick

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the video about jon being a closeted gay has almost 350k views
    lmfao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that video deserves to have gone viral
      this chandler shit on the other hand is just cringe. hopefully he reads the room and takes a break

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he's an mma content creator, this shit exploded more than he expected to so now he'll just cash in. he could do random picks which he gets wrong and not many watch or he could make drama videos which no one else is really doing

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >There's Something About The Chandlers

    Guru is really disturbed by the Michael chandler stuff and I don't blame him. Something extremely weird is going on with that family.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is this a reference to Ari Aster's short film?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He said Jordan Peele should remake it with the chandler family lol.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    QRD on the Chandler and Jones happenings? Them boys zesty?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      multiple convincing clips and pieces of evidence that jones might actually be gay or have gay tendencies. that video was kind of a banger and was legitimately interesting
      chandler shit is absolutely nothing. he's trying to make it out like there's some deep/creepy angle to the fact that they adopted another black kid after the first one that they adopted was black. that's literally it. guru just plays clips of chandler saying christian "good boy" shit and guru pauses it to literally scream into the mic "THIS GUY IS WEIRD!!! HELLO????????"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did the hero position get a mention

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf, it's a valid point.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it is weird to be an evangelical christian white man that adopts a black kid by choice, but we already knew that. presenting it like it's news and even trying to repackage it as creepy or sinister comes off as pathetic and desperate. guru should be shamed for it. not a good look for a guy that loves to rip on ariel for being a phony piece of shit
          guru literally pulling israelite media tactics with this one

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *snaps your heel*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *stomps your heel*

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Chandler is revivifying white mans burden and like the Anglo he is Guru just has to shit all over another fellow man’s ambitions

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is guru making it to the big leagues? Yes or No

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He aspires to eat the media

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he cant do that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He was about to and decided to make the jones video which is based in it's own way

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guru fricking forgot what team he’s playing for, that’s why england is ruled by poos

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Total Hap Love And Respect

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does rizin manage to be worse than one?

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >umm there's a trigger warning because mental health is no heckin joke
    >umm using the word Fat isn't ok especially as it can upset the fans of the fighters

    I would put a bullet in this homosexual's head, Jesus I'm actually upset by this video.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Filthy depraved thoughts of heeming turkish puss

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hap won.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw MacGregor v Diaz 3 is in BKFC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based stoppage by Herb could have waited a stand longer still

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Copey copington has rejected the idea that he would ever fight ian Machado garry. Who could've saw this coming

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's just selling the fight bro this isn't his 1 millionth duck of a young prospect

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      should've turned your comments back on cuck boy

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's his end game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Finna kill Michael heem Brie and post it on snapchat undoubtedly that's the general heemsensus

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just had an friend of 20 years tell me to stop using the word moronic as it is offensive to mongoloids. Told him to suck an moronic Bo Black person dick. Lets weem baby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please don’t say Black person Hap is in the thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's funny because a month ago someone from your country told me to stop using it, what's homosexuals you have over there. Tell us how it really went between you two

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We call that living the dream

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i know bro, ive lived it

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guru is right about that psychotic american freak chandler and this ghoul wife, what a bunch of americans

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My god bongs are so fricking gay and cringe. Go to bed gaygets get a JOB

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who’s the smallest fighter that could realistically beat a blind Jon Jones?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jeff Molina would make sensual male noises to distract Jones prior to doing an rolling heel hook or something of that nature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brock Lesnar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any pictures of her anik

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      holy smokes, is that a mid asian woman??? aaaaaaaaaahhhh im cooooooooooooooming

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek some people arebvery easily excited

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be 7/10
      >spend 80% of your workday getting hair and makeup done
      >read other peoples bets on air for 40 seconds
      >get paid $200k a year
      Being an attractive woman must be incredible

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marital mssionary sex with white women for the sole purpose of recreation.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >On June 26, 1931, comparative psychologist Winthrop Niles Kellogg and his wife welcomed a new arrival home: not a human infant, but a baby chimpanzee. The couple planned to raise the chimp, Gua, alongside their own baby boy, Donald. As later described in the Psychological Record, the idea was to see how environment influenced development. Could a chimp grow up to behave like a human? Or even think it was a human?
    It’s been tried before, but what does he hope to learn without a control?

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How long until Ari gets this type of stuff in UFC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what's the appeal of hap girls?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dat fuggin azz nigguh shieeeeet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The UFC already has Cangela Hill

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But her big stinky schauber isn't as shamelessly presented as that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the girl on the right was a heavy bag in the thumbnail.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She is when you think about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >multiple convincing clips and pieces of evidence that jones might actually be gay or have gay tendencies
    Imagine being so low iq you do this for g*ru for free

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I cared about RIZIN is because of Kid Yamamotos sister.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *grabs ur crotch*

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which UFC was this where they showed the fake Chandler conspiracy

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Race mixing should be illegal

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Uros medic is he good? His octogon interview made me a fan

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      idk he got zeemed by turner

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hapism will not be tolerated.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        very haplike the way he scaled the fence there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          like father like son

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Diamond fricking bangs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tony is the only fighter to win the first round against chandler

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also the only one to get schaubrealm'd, levels.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you know it's fake, right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hunner purcent b.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tells Dustin he wasn't being a man by calling him a cheating pussy but has done this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What happened in the second? I missed this fight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        brutal pillowfists

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't understand why somebody doesn't just simply heem Holloway

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Max hits harder than Michael Chandler.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If holloway and chandler had a baby what would they name him? Max Chandler or Hap Holloway? feel free to give your thoughts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're both men so it would be impossible for them to have a child

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It didn't stop brie and michael chandler

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shut the frick up

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Disc golf>mma

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Candler when you think about it

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, hap holloway has a nicer ring to it

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bo nickal riding your dick

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is Hero Position?

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a certain site is seething at guru

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally no one watches guru. This viral marketing shit needs to end

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fighters evidently watch Guru.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not my problem.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    boycott guru

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So what is Hapman who is a homosexual now?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always thawlgt that Ace was the zesty one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how? have you not seen hap? have you even taken a look at him? he is the zestiest motherfricker there is and ever will be

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When you put it like that

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5 cents has been deposited into your shillru account

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guru is a fat moronic homosexual but hes right about that weird c**t chandler and his ogre wife, what a complete pair of literal americans.

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason weasle and guru are the only mma channels that get a lot of views.

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Took this month off from the gym just felt kinda blah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A month is crazy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Without injury a month is in fact crazy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I’m coming up on ten years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gayget

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gaethje won

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in many ways Gane was the biggest winner of 300

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bo nickal almost cried when a reporter compared him to Jesus christ.

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best buy isn't done with my laptop yet
    bored
    finna heem my meng

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO SEE HAP THROWN IN A WOODCHIPPER

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I saw max holloway I would simply heem him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at 145 or 155?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        195 b I'm not an siklöja

        post walkouts

        No

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm I dont recall asking you

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this streamer/views/ratio homosexualry a generational thing I can't understand why anyone would post about the mma jimmy savile like this for days on end

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      $$$ talks pizza pig

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Conor couldn't get some ownership of the UFC so he had to settle for some fly by night bum fight promotion KWAB

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post walkouts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Halo by beyonce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you know you know

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >spams for guru for free
    >$$$ talks
    Depressing to think he thought this was funny or clever

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How does a man with no job hate Mondays? He better start being grateful before I get a dark Wizard to switch our lives

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would a fighter hate Mondays?
        Does toilet Till have a day job?

        Maybe because he has to wait a little longer for his missus to get back home

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't know how good he's got it, send him a job link to Liverpool town centre McDonald's. What's his woman like? I'm very curious now, she's managed to stay unknown for so long

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a fighter hate Mondays?
      Does toilet Till have a day job?

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick guru. Mr Arkansas runs mma youtube.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trump should get Dana as his VP pick

  96. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wish chandler adopted me but i wasn't black

  97. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I will break the diamond brazza
    soon.

  98. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ooooh the bong is triggered realising he is the unwitting golem of convicted mild investor Kyle Mee lmfao

  99. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *wins*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        At least post the real one

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >heems him
          >does the chicken dance over his corspe
          very immature chasing of the finish by garth

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            gaethje at it again with those rolling thunders
            what a guy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Max Holloway screaming in pain from those brutal leg kicks while Gaethje nonchalantly takes a post-fight nap in celebration of his win. This speaks volumes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My homie swede diamond is speaking sense

  100. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this fricking moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Post the better picture of him on screen

  101. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't deny it
    Lmfao

  102. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I picked Gaethje, but I also said Max had a good chance of winning so I was basically right.

  103. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ari saved the UFC

  104. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if Smiff wins two weeks in a row I say give him the title shot

  105. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More like trevor shitman

  106. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guru seething because he will never have a son lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hap noooooooo

  107. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if gaycheese wasn't playing grabass with fat Mexicans he wouldn't be so shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gaethje don't play. Gaethje heems.

  108. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if gaycheese Mexican he wouldn't be so shit

  109. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talmbout gaycheese mexican?

  110. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ordered a hella meaty heemza that puts the meat lover's to shame and added salami to it. The schaubs my till will face will be monstrous

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza is only good in the US

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is not any Makwan Amirkhani establishment slop but the finest of Finnish that I have heard your people praise before and btw the best is unironically Italy we're all adults here

  111. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gaycheese never passed the eye test from the start

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very true, he never hitted hard.

  112. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's that a gaycheese with salsa? What do you mean?

  113. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rose "Thud, Lose" Peemapoonas

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  114. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jon jones is still gay

  115. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love me a meme this moronic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Which pizza do you prefer?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rn feasting on a lihamestari (meat master) with extra salami but I am known for being a smetana enjoyer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks b

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want a real italian™ 'zza now

  116. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is what made Kai start thinking he's a gangster

  117. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is everyone going to ignore that Conor is gay?

  118. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    conor heemed a bus lest we foreget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had forgotten

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Animal abuse is unjustifiable

  119. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Irish people don't know their numbers

  120. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The glow of finality out of the unfathomable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a cry for help If I've ever seen one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine her dolphin teeth stroking the head of my meng in a playful manner

  121. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You'll cowards don't even smoke crack

  122. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

  123. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    You are here 20 hours a day minimum. Every single day.

  124. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imaigne Zatdaddy and Kramdaddy spitroasting bo nig in the brazza tub

  125. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seasonal allergies are heeming me

  126. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hap to the future. Starring Val Woodburn as Ace Chandler and Brie Chandler as herself

  127. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the reality is none of you would say your shitposts to my face for fear of getting zeemed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ooh boy buddeh

  128. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*permaheems Aspinal*
    Nothing personal, mon ami.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >got wobbled by le shoey man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing personal, m-*ACK*

  129. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does Guru say anything in his video that hasn't been posted here a million times?

    My take (if you were curious) is that yeah, Chandler is weird, but also probably giving those kids much better lives than they would have had otherwise.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >but also probably giving those kids much better lives than they would have had otherwise.
      he didn't argue otherwise

      granted all the people on Xwitter that are seething at Chandler are weird "muh blackness" types

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is maybe some sort of "celebrity adopts black kids because of muh narcisism" kind of shit going on but it seems pretty mild to be honest, also Guru presentation's is fricking trash he repeats the same thing over and over again I closed his video after 5 minutes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He went to black twitter and acted like that's how people think heeminder that this is the same person who said that gypsies are honorable fighters, they have a cool culture and they don't really commit crimes anymore.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There is a Twitter for black people??

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No it's just twitter but when black people of color use it and where all these fr fr ongg memes come from afaik all I've ever heemcountered has been "leftbook" which was pretty wild

  130. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One meng heeming a day keeps the doctor away

  131. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  132. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is that calendar?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      based cal

  133. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    based cal

  134. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *hides post*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who's the lady in white seen her a few times now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's Amanda Ribas, not sure though

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          based faceblind individual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            She kinda looks a little bit like her brazza

  135. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    frickin hate hap
    ace that doo tho

  136. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mild cholesting mma streamer: g-g-guys g-gypsies a-a-are l-like i-i-in sn-sn-snatch
    >based finnchad: that guy is a lying homosexual
    >underweight anxiety patient: lmao the diddler mindbroke him kek
    Tragic really

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for reminding me of Snatch. Will watch later tonight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lock stock was better imo but I am not one for guy kino I must heemfess

  137. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even like Rizin anymore

  138. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    do people really have rooms dedicated to jerking off?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      >do people really have rooms dedicated to jerking off?
      a bedroom?

  139. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im loving seeing Islam with his little cope press releases. Every few days its a new " um actually i've cleared out the LW division by not fighting any of them. except arman who i fought when he was 21.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      islam has hypothetical eye test wins over the entire division cazzie

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thank you guru, very cool

  140. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf something translucent and greasy just touched my sleeve and said something to me but I couldn't hear it over their weak voice and benzo stupor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf you talmbawl you schizo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some sickly looking abomination came up to me and muttered something about gooning and pizza maybe I imagined the whole thing

  141. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watch what you say about my brotha Hap mufugga.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just more evidence that taking off clothing increases your power

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Raditz?

  142. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH ED

  143. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just had a pleasant hour long nose picking session

  144. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ronin MMA is live

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he is a b***h, he got super triggered when I said women shouldnt vote

  145. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    bitchbreasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      20 hours a day. Even Sneed's fent zombie troony ass is amazed at how much of a LOSER you are...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Thos digits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are we starting the every bong is the same person sperogut again?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >n-no thats the other loser here 20 hours a day
          Lmao
          Leave your parents house for once. Imagine what your subhuman ass looks like.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            why'd you want to imagine my ass?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OOOOOOOOOOH HE NAILED HIM IN HIS PRIME

  146. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    who's this new "bitchbreasts" character everyone's been talking about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one of my heem personalities i've been trying out. not sure if its gonna stick

  147. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  148. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hearing reports that it's over.

  149. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does heem watch monday night raw?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      More of a Smackdown guy myself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ari said I have to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have seen a little old japanese wrasslin and didn't even like that idk how you can make it through the terrible acting and "promos" then the wrestling itself is so unconvincing. Is AEW any good?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        AEW is even worse right now

  150. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually you shop at Walmart.

  151. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cal woodburn

  152. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need to add post ID tags to heem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so people can tell when im replying to myself like right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they should remove flags

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        we know who you are

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >posted from the cal goon cave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Redit is down the hall and to the left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're mentally ill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      and all the schizos immediately start screeching

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Schizos hate em

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll kill you with my bare hands how about that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no they don't.

  153. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm circles

  154. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm triangles

  155. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hit it off with girl online
    >send her a selfie after some hours of talking
    >get ghosted
    Brutally heemed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Taking a selfie as a man
      Shoulda know better germbro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I’ll just go back to exclusively talking to women I know irl and never taking any selfies. If I was younger this would’ve destroyed me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          get people to take pictures of you or use group photos. selfies are odd

  156. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Antonio Smittoni

  157. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uuh, is he ok?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The dread of having to fight in PFL is finally setting in

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dana won

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He has been brutally heemed by a heavyweight boxer of course he is not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fat frank blew all his boxing money on cars and owes usman 500k AGAIN

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn even former UFC heavyweight champion francis ngannou can be depressed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >homies after watching Interstellar once

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He went back to France and thought he was in Cameroon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dead son and you're posting on twitter. People are fricked these days

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when there's no bananas

  158. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cis lesbian general on Fhite
      It's all troons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why are you browsing lgbt

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fhite and /lgbt/ are our sister boards

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          TKO Group should invest in trannies

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            damn even former UFC heavyweight champion francis ngannou can be depressed

            sneed looks like THAT!?!??

            What happened in the second? I missed this fight.

            I lost my face off with a schizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unironically hot chick. need the hot tranners to post their selfies on heem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sneed looks like THAT!?!??

  159. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  160. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    poor frank ngl

  161. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its over...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's sad news F

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        probably taking it in the bussy right now to make the pain go away ;_;

        its over...

        Stop saying he fricked her in her prime.
        The dude lost his son leave him alone you sick frick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Time heemed his son before his prime it is truly sad news

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lexee bros...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sauce on Lexee x Ngannou?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Time heemed his son before his prime it is truly sad news

          POST YOUR NGANNOU'S SON WALKOUT SONG

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a French cover

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably taking it in the bussy right now to make the pain go away ;_;

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dana White is a child killer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he lost his son? he’d better find him then!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Chandler nooo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically is better like this for the kid, some people aren't cut to be parents, Francis would have eventually ruin his finances and make his family lives horrible, atleast like this he has an excuse to do it sooner.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What? Deranged moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        True

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You come at the king you best not miss.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This picture gives me the heebie jeebies please don’t post it again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just how deep does this thing go

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin Goya painting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's fricked up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sad, sorry to hear

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Life ain't fair man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but i thought he was rich now?!?!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick him. he deserves it. it's karma for hammerfisting the jaw of all your opponents after you knock them out on the floor cold

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God he'll do anything to stay relevant.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >18 months
      adrenodicky bros.. how Powerful has Francis become???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not big and it's not clever

  162. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watching a compilation of daniel cormier getting bullied, can highly recommend it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Talmbout the stacked drop that came out 3 days ago? Giving it a spin rn sveribro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah let me know what you think

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I lost at 2:25

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            seeing him getting knocked down a peg does brighten my day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Same DC is as arrogant as he is a fool it's comedy gold

  163. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you know, seeing jokes about someone losing their infant son really makes me consider whether heem is actually where i want to spend my time tbqh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they’re just playing hide and seek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been coming here less and less over the last year. This board is painfully unfunny and extremely homosexual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe reddit is more of your speed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're being gay about it just make fr*nce jokes about primes and lexxi if infant mortality is too dark

  164. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Conor

  165. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a real steppa y’all some foo foo lames

  166. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ngannou jr was vaxxed in his prime

  167. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Francis doesn't even have a son

  168. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I grew out of the whole le Fhite edgy phase at around 28

  169. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  170. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mixed babies aren't meant to survive

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Francis only breed African qweens

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        true

  171. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dana feasting on some kind of sandwich.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incredible post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ai generated post

  172. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    King Oscar is falling off these deens are subpar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same about Ed Rush des u

  173. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's okay Ngubu, we'll get you a new Hap...

  174. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    erceg sounds like a gay lesbian

  175. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Ngannou was heeming Meisha per Daily Mail Lexxi per fr*nce and Daner per the MMA tunnel and the whole time he had a baby with someone else

  176. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    should I schaub in the till before or after I heem my meng

    This is a VERY important post so please don’t just scroll by 🙂

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends how badly you need to do either one b usually I would suggest a good schaub, wash then meng heeming but sometimes it's divine to cut the roster after a good heem iykwim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      During

  177. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I know how ngannu feels. This my my boy, joe pyfer. We lost him last year.

  178. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You people are fricking sick

  179. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I won't feel bad for Ngannou until I'm positive that he didn't hammerfist that babby into a fine paste

  180. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >heemed ded
    >permaheemed child
    very tawlf year for magumba

  181. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i pull up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still gay (sorry euro cucks).
      Many have tried to fix the scooter design... why not just use a little bit bigger wheels??? I feel that would solve 80% of the scooter dilema.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're supposed to be nimble/maneuver well so it's a lidl bit gay brazza but it's good in old cities

  182. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no meng should have to bury his mini meng

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's never really an age where it's not sad even if they're 80 and burying a 50-60 year old.

  183. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All me btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  184. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I heem my mini meng every day is not a big deal

  185. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nature's wiser than people think, everything happens for a reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a muslim b what is this you are saying the same stuff as mahoney or whoever the garcia guy heemed was

  186. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tough week for the melanated innyviduals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      name 3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jon
        ngannou
        ngannou's son

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          In all seriousness why would Jon care what guru or gurucels think? Women will still throw themselves at him even if he was in a wheelchair like Hawking because he's rich

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's really not that rich.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You'd be surprised how far very little goes in the wmma leagues

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        jon jones
        the chandler family
        francis ngannou

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Perry just heemed a guy in 1 minute tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What a shit dive

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cracka cope he was out

  187. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They shut down your cheeky nandos?

  188. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NONONONONO NOT THE FUTURE DOPE SLANGIN CHICK WING EATIN RAP BUMPIN GANG BANGIN b***h RAPIN DOPE SMOKIN CHILD SUPPORT AVOIDIN DEQUARIOUS NGANNOOOO

  189. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Little did we know he meant Ngannou Jr

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thats all the evidence I need. Lock him up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >KHAMZAT NOOOOOOOOOOO THAT'S NOT NGANNOU

  190. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe this week's card is a ppv what a joke

  191. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that would have never happened under iron mike chandlers supervision

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Talmbout the superior CHANDLER ruleset b

  192. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How did francis ngannous son die? exactly

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not known yet

      The kid's body isn't even cold yet and y'all are cracking jokes. Frick you all sick fricking dirtbags.

      I think he passed a few days ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kids don't usually just die out of nowhere or am I wrong

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Generally no. And 18 months is past the point of accidental suffocation / SIDS for the most part

  193. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The kid's body isn't even cold yet and y'all are cracking jokes. Frick you all sick fricking dirtbags.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wait they're BBQing him?
      affriguns are weird meng

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i started to think its mostly kids but its probably full grown neet homosexuals

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Calm down Dustin

  194. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another ganechad W

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      top lel

  195. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did he birthed him himself?

  196. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    considering Francis has never posted a photo of him I bet this kid was all sorts of fricked up from the beginning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >parents must post pics of their kids online
      yeah youre moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even wanna know what the frick is that

  197. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    admit it, you miss Hasbullah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hasbulla died too?

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