>*reads between the enemy's' lines*

>*reads between the enemy's' lines*

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony Kroos = Antonio Cruz = Toño Centella

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Antonio Cruz - 15m
      Tony Kroos - 30m
      Antony - 100m
      Toni - 180m
      N'Toni - 200m

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is his problem?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            20 milion/year, after living childjood in the favelas, hot b***hes, high quality booze. He have no problem. Manchester United have a problem

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            autism

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          20 milion/year, after living childjood in the favelas, hot b***hes, high quality booze. He have no problem. Manchester United have a problem

          SOVL

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >makes a skill move
          >doesn't commit to a dribble
          Idiot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Antoninho Jr. - 300m

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >N'Toni - 200m
        I'll take 3.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This man has such a good vision, you'd swear he sees in three dimensions

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >three
      did know ants posted here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has the infinity time stone, he can see 56340 possible passes then plays the one that wins

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks very much like an owl

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Germans will still call him Querpass Toni

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we promise to stop once he wins >us the Euros

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively speaking based on their career, this dude is the modern GOAT of Krauts right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alltime:
      1.Beckenbauer
      2.Müller
      3.Matthäus

      Everything else is debatable. I am pretty sure these are not debetable.

      Post 2000s:
      1.Neuer
      2.Kroos
      3.Lahm
      4.Kahn
      5.Ballack

      I would only put Neuer above him in terms of "greatness" , that being said Kroos probably has the greatest career out of nearly every German player.
      The only generation that is comparable are the players from the 70s (Beckenbauer/Müller). But you can't compare these generation and careers. The guy from 70s were both World and European champion and also won the "Championsleague" 3 times in a row.
      Also, Beckenbauer won everything as a player and manager.
      Müller also holds some records that are unbeatable, he played 62 games for the National Squad and scored 68 Goal. Just to give you an idea what kind of records we are talking about here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Bernd Schuster.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where's Schweiny?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this dude, he's an absolute soulless mercenary but he's the best of the best. Willing to betray his own nation for glory, he soaks up the hate and he doesn't give a frick. A born winner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless mercenary
      the frick you talking about? he is the opposite of mercenary

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how long Germans have been seething over him for the crime of rejecting Bayern

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