>*reads between the enemy's' lines*

>*reads between the enemy's' lines*

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tony Kroos = Antonio Cruz = Toño Centella

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Antonio Cruz - 15m
      Tony Kroos - 30m
      Antony - 100m
      Toni - 180m
      N'Toni - 200m

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is his problem?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            20 milion/year, after living childjood in the favelas, hot b***hes, high quality booze. He have no problem. Manchester United have a problem

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            autism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          20 milion/year, after living childjood in the favelas, hot b***hes, high quality booze. He have no problem. Manchester United have a problem

          SOVL

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >makes a skill move
          >doesn't commit to a dribble
          Idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Antoninho Jr. - 300m

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >N'Toni - 200m
        I'll take 3.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This man has such a good vision, you'd swear he sees in three dimensions

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >three
      did know ants posted here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he has the infinity time stone, he can see 56340 possible passes then plays the one that wins

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks very much like an owl

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Germans will still call him Querpass Toni

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we promise to stop once he wins >us the Euros

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Objectively speaking based on their career, this dude is the modern GOAT of Krauts right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alltime:
      1.Beckenbauer
      2.Müller
      3.Matthäus

      Everything else is debatable. I am pretty sure these are not debetable.

      Post 2000s:
      1.Neuer
      2.Kroos
      3.Lahm
      4.Kahn
      5.Ballack

      I would only put Neuer above him in terms of "greatness" , that being said Kroos probably has the greatest career out of nearly every German player.
      The only generation that is comparable are the players from the 70s (Beckenbauer/Müller). But you can't compare these generation and careers. The guy from 70s were both World and European champion and also won the "Championsleague" 3 times in a row.
      Also, Beckenbauer won everything as a player and manager.
      Müller also holds some records that are unbeatable, he played 62 games for the National Squad and scored 68 Goal. Just to give you an idea what kind of records we are talking about here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Bernd Schuster.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Where's Schweiny?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love this dude, he's an absolute soulless mercenary but he's the best of the best. Willing to betray his own nation for glory, he soaks up the hate and he doesn't give a frick. A born winner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >soulless mercenary
      the frick you talking about? he is the opposite of mercenary

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how long Germans have been seething over him for the crime of rejecting Bayern

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