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Worked for Daniel Garcia and his dancing
Garcia is a way fricking better wrestler than Jey.
enjoy your shit matches bruvs
Isn't Jey the one who rips off Brother Nero spots? Or is that his brother?
Take the wrestling figs out your ass, now
Turn your monitor on.
>its
ser
>reddit spacing
Sup Ojama
sup b***hbreasts? Vince is a bbc scat cuck beta b***h.
>still doesn't know what reddit spacing is after hearing it on /misc/ 8 years ago
kek embarrassing
>Isn't Jey the one who rips off Brother Nero spots? Or is that his brother?
idk but wrestling is built on ripping off other people
Kys homosexual smark. Brother Nero? Really? It's Jeff Hardy and you know it.
Daniel Gomez is a fricking homosexual
>Garcia is a way fricking better wrestler than Jey.
They're both dog shit
Not worked at all. Just check the ratings of arena attendance in aew
unironically worked for fandango
The least important thing in wrestling is the wrestling.
Just like with acting, the least important part is being able to memorize/read the lines out loud. In acting, you need the facial expressions, the right pacing, tone of voice, cadence, timing with other actors, establish a dominant or passive physical presence, throw good worked punches, control your breathing, no twitching/wiggling/tics, no-sell funny/corny/obscene lines and keep it all inside, all of the above. Mistakes can be incredibly costly with reshoots or needing to edit out/around your mistakes.
The AEW guy with the most audience participation for his theme no longer uses said theme and is getting "please retire" chanted at him
There exists an alternate reality where thousands of fans all sing along to Will Ospreays theme while waiving their arms/phones in the air - and that reality is what these delusional piggalos prefer to live in. These bad takes won't stop coming until AEW gets their own organic superstar.
>no twitching/wiggling/tics
Kitano would like to have a word, brother. Don't worry, it'll be fine.
AEW's top draw says Bazinga.
You thought you'd get dozens of (You)s, didn't you lmao KWAB
Yeah that was embarrassing. Really thought people watch AEW.
Actually no, I posted it then went on to my healthy social life. Only coming back to it now to see your seethe post and laugh. The fricking losers on this board pop me.
fuzzy dont miss
Jey Uso got em bubblin
Wonder what this person considers wrestling skill
I don't think Jay's song has yeet in it at least not the part people sing along to so I'm afraid this argument has been DEBUNKED
kek what is WITH they jey uso seethe. are they legit just mad that he's over?
only Meltzer approved wrestlers are allowed to get "over" (none of them actually are)
It is actually a good thing to have a number of over babyfaces on the roster.
It seems Jey Usos Backlash entrance has produced a bunch of seethe. Imagine making fun of his Mania match for being shit (which it was) and it turns out it didn't hurt him at all a month later.
>Imagine making fun of his Mania match for being shit (which it was) and it turns out it didn't hurt him at all a month later.
but that's precisely why they are mad. 1 yeet = 1000 flips and stars in this economy
*monster pop*
I find it really hilarious that we're at a point where AEWtists actually seethe at hot crowds and pops.
The fox and the grapes
kek especially when their defense for a lot of the dumbest horseshit produced would be
>it popped the crowd!
well now they have no crowds
>1. Make hand gestures anyone can do
Okay why doesn't everyone do it then?
Damn if it's so easy why can't aew come out?
Fhite has always said wrestling doesn't matter, and has been proven correct yet again, all that matters is look promo and charisma, and good booming obviously
How to be successful in AEW:
1. its impossible kek
>how to be accessible & popular
>step 1: do accessible things
>step 2: do popular things
>step 3: do popular accessible things
holy frick what a scoop
>WWE show is full of high quality wrestling matches thanks to Dragunov, Ricochet, Iyo, Natalia, Sheamus and Gunther
>Proceed to criticize the promo part of the show
Typical troony moron
By the way, Jay USO >>>>>>>>>>> Osprey
I was gonna bust on you for Jey being so irrelevant you can't even spell his name, but you can't spell Ospreay either so it seems you're just a typical WWE dimwit. Lachlan was right.
>comparing AEW TV to a once-in-a-lifetime international PPV
>a once-in-a-lifetime international PPV
Isn't that what cultists keep trying to hang their hat on? lol
thanks for the update seats troony
>seats troony
kek is this some sorta new schizo meme?
>schizo
I don't watch WWE
Yes you do. lol
I'm in the portion of those that don't
>natalia
frick off nattie, your sister is 20x hotter
>Jay
>Osprey
Sir you must work on ESL
This might be the most poo-handed comment I've ever read on Fhite.
WWE is not even wrestling at this point outside of like 5 guys. It's Blues Clues. It's Dora the Explorer. It's Teletubbies. It's the most simplistic call and response, repetitive product aimed at children and literal morons.
I'm pretty sure Blues & Dora had educational value so that puts them above WWE.
Time for you to take the wrestling figs out yo buttholes playa
>WWE is not even wrestling at this point outside of like 5 guys. It's Blues Clues. It's Dora the Explorer. It's Teletubbies. It's the most simplistic call and response, repetitive product aimed at children and literal morons.
I've been saying this for years. It is corporate slop aimed at the least intelligent of children. It is the epitome of "he's going to say the thing / do the dance!!!"
Dim children love their repetition.
At least Blues Clues and Dora attempted to educate.
They’re gonna hate Trick Williams when he gets called up
>so fat he needs to post twice
where's the lie?
did this guy start watching wrestling last year or something
Even if this was true, what do you get for being the """""real""""" wrestling fan? WWE fans have more fun than you do and spend less of their life freaking out about it. Nobody is going to look back on their lifetime and wish they had enjoyed the countless hours they spent watching wrestling less because their standards were too high.
Wrestling is not real and the purpose of it is to entertain the crowd. Guys like Jey and LA Knight aren't going to give you 30 minute long instant classic with flips and head drops but they are extremely over and people like to watch them when they're on tv. Just have fun with it.
Nowhere in Jey's theme does it say Yeet.
Nice try Crippled Irish homosexual Trevor Woodhouse.
and yet they STILL make more money, and have more relevancy than ANYONE in the AEW locker room
Period.
It's almost as if the conditions fit our CEO(catchphrase) dimeless Mone
This guy’s favorite wrestler is daniel garcia if you look at his twitter. Jey is pretty dimeless though. But i hate these twitter gays who think they’re fave indie shitters who have the same build as waiters should be at the top because they do a bunch of flips and drop people on their heads because they’re too weak to hold another wrestler
The people making these posts on X are the same people playing the victim anytime someone points out that AEW is terrible. Just saying...
Wrestling is supposed to be fun guys!!
pavlovs drones
>NOOOO YOU MUST DO ONLY WHAT 500K NECKBEARDS WANT
4. Have the same 3 corporate approved moves
5. Use in same order every match
6. Have a corporate approved finisher such as "lariat with theatrics."
This homies finish is "spinning backfist without connecting", I'll take the lariat with theatrics
why are they such marks?
why do aew fans think they know everything about wrestling but wont explain why aew isnt selling a ticket
Bro they are too busy watching hockey (wwe is trash garbage also)
>lots of piggalo seethe from this
truth hurts i guess
whats so bad about it?
Strong Bad explained this like 15 years ago. Awesome wrestling has nothing to do with awesome wrestling moves.
MAIN EVENT JAY USO IS IN YOUR WALLS
There's a real chance a jihAEWdist tries to suicide bomb Summer Slam with how much they're breaking down.
>Wrestling skill
What does that even mean. The Rock and post neck injury Austin weren't known as great workers.
Acclaimed bros...not like this..scissor me daddy ass...
Bro didn’t they just wank ospreay/danielson as being a 6 million star match
It's true. WWE is for duds, dimwits and spergs. It's the only way I can understand Jey Uso getting this over tbh. I feel like WWE started calling him 'Main Event' and the fans played along.
If it’s that easy, why can’t AEW get a single guy over, especially since they got all the “real” wrestlers that have the highest autistic israelite star ratings and the best in-ring workrate? Surely they could have got one of their guys to break through to the mainstream and get them that long lost milly if it’s so easy being popular and successful, right?
We habe ospraey, he is more over than anyone in wwe bud
>he is more over
By what objective measurement? Certainly not TV ratings, merch sales, or social media engagement. I’m actually curious, how did you come to your conclusion?
Do you hear the crowds when he comes out? And just wait until Wembley.
If that’s the case, Cody is the most over in the biz with Jey Uso right behind him, and that’s just by using the crowd reaction from Backlash France. And that crowd of 11,000+ at Backlash was larger than 95% of the crowds for Dynamite and Collision.
Super over
Yeah a random indie show wrestler no one's heard about is more popular than a wwe midcarder, sure moron.
Austin only had 1 and 3
The only thing that matters is getting over. That can be promo ability, move set, gimmick, work rate, whatever. This isn't scripted UFC.
Even in UFC you need to be able to cut a promo and be entertaining to really make it big lol. People want to be entertained
>Workrate doesn't get you over theatrics does
People figured this shit out in the 70s
Smarks are so braindead
It baffles me that fake fighting fans think the fake fighting is more important than engaging the audience. It's a live performance with a dose of fan interaction. It's why you get guys going into the crowds and high fiving folk on the way to the ring. Gorgeous George was a gigadraw that people were buying TVs just to watch his matches and it certainly wasn't because of his workrate.
Wrestling literally only got hot during periods where they booked angles and promos. The analogy I always use for normies & morons is Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones has 1 big title- the throne. Several smaller/lowercard titles- King in North, Nights Watch, the Free Cities, castles, etc.
Face and heel turns, stables and individual workers.
The battles and duels which decide the fate of these castles/thrones (titles) aren't the only thing that gets booked and don't mean anything unless built to and followed up on with good stories. An overbooked spotty battle doesn't make up for bad story.
Do people really remember the battles as much as they remember particular shocking moments or character interactions? No. Tyrion, Olenna, the High Sparrow, Stannis, Cersei, Tywin all cut tons of gigadimes promos. Jaime Lannister has his bath promo. Red Wedding, Ned in S1, Craster's Keep mutiny, Daenerys hatching the eggs, the For The Watch angle, they're all angles that are way more over than any battle. Then there's the monster heel being built up with an undefeated streak over jobbers in the White Walkers.
The battles for the thrones & castles are the driving impetus of GoT, but the stories around those characters are what draw dimes.
Wrestling is the same.
When matches are used as one of the building blocks for the vehicle to tell stories, wrestling draws.
When stories are used as the vehicle to put on matches, wrestling doesn't draw. It's backwards booking that only very, very stupid workrate marks would ever book or watch.
>Wrestling is Game of Thrones
Pretty good simile considering they ran out of original "book"ing and went full WCW 2000 with the final season.
Exactly- it became all about spotfest matches and badly booked shock angles. Nobody cares that they worked the Battle of Winterfell for 2 hours with tons of moves, or the gimmick match shit with Bronn vs Drogon, that shit dont draw without good booking.
genuine question
why do you guys give a shit about what random people on twitter say
For illustrative purposes. It works better than opening up the Notes app or MSPaint, typing out your opinion, screenshotting it and posting it here. It's easier to just peruse Twitter until you stumble upon an opinion that you either agree with or that rustles your jimmies, then post it here for discussion.
These people on twitter are who tony books his shows for
Didn't Cody start the WHOA thing in AEW?
the whoa thing has been in cody's entrance song since smoke and mirrors lol
>implying this use wasn't over before YEET
Anyways nobody would give a FRICK what shtick Jey Uso was doing if an angle with a reigning champion and a Syrian from Quebec hadn't made them care.
Nah I've seen plenty of shitters do meme chants and they can't move tickets or get cheered when it matters most, like a title win or winning a match.
You need natural charisma to actually do something with the stuff WWE gives you.
Smarks are the worst thing that's happened to wrestling
Nobody gives a shit about workrates and long matches if you didn't put in the promo work needed to make the audience invested
You can always watch the top tiers of every sport yet you still tune in to your Football team's match since you're already invested in it