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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He look like some old racist boomer who bankrupted two separate companies booed out of every building shoot cried on tv who daughter got blacked fake tough guy lying cancelled cane walking b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mumumumu-BYAHOO!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot the part where he literally can't sit down because he injured his ass over 1000 times doing leg drops

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wally walrus looking ass

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like the chad embracer, get this man a toothpick and let him drink at halftime and sovl will instantly come back to our beloved sport

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the barbarian from clash of clans

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/ErlingHaaland/status/1785203020885594514

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol he looks even uglier than in real life lmao
        He should definitely grow the stache though

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anything that hides his ugly mug is a plus in my book

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have the same hairline :/

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would distract from his "maturing" hair line

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's finally embracing his fingolian heritage.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he make thirdies so mad?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it destroys the illusion that the best players have to be brown midgets.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? He's loved in Africa.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      makes their destitute lives of squalor absolutely worthless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eternally buck broken by the European. Even if we are gone, they will still seethe about us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tb h he kinda makes me seethe a bit as well, simply because he grew up with a multi-millionaire dad with a straight pipe-line into the premiere league because of his footy career.
      Compare it to Ødegaard which is just a normal lad from Drammen (given, his dad was also a football-"pro" but in the Norwegian league so magnitudes below Haaland in both connections and wealth).

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Well let me tell you something, brother

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