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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He look like some old racist boomer who bankrupted two separate companies booed out of every building shoot cried on tv who daughter got blacked fake tough guy lying cancelled cane walking b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mumumumu-BYAHOO!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot the part where he literally can't sit down because he injured his ass over 1000 times doing leg drops

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wally walrus looking ass

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like the chad embracer, get this man a toothpick and let him drink at halftime and sovl will instantly come back to our beloved sport

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like the barbarian from clash of clans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/ErlingHaaland/status/1785203020885594514

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lol he looks even uglier than in real life lmao
        He should definitely grow the stache though

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anything that hides his ugly mug is a plus in my book

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have the same hairline :/

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would distract from his "maturing" hair line

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's finally embracing his fingolian heritage.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he make thirdies so mad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it destroys the illusion that the best players have to be brown midgets.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? He's loved in Africa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      makes their destitute lives of squalor absolutely worthless

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eternally buck broken by the European. Even if we are gone, they will still seethe about us

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tb h he kinda makes me seethe a bit as well, simply because he grew up with a multi-millionaire dad with a straight pipe-line into the premiere league because of his footy career.
      Compare it to Ødegaard which is just a normal lad from Drammen (given, his dad was also a football-"pro" but in the Norwegian league so magnitudes below Haaland in both connections and wealth).

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Well let me tell you something, brother

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