What is the quickest way to get into the WWE? I am 5'9" but I want to bill myself as like 5'7" or 5'5", real manlet tier so everyone who is remotely close to me in height looks like a fricking moron since all the guys who are shoot 5'7"+ say they are 6'
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everyone acts like rhea and bianca are these massive muscle mommies, fricking adam cole is bigger than them
because they wrestle girls like IYO and Kairi. I'm pretty sure IYO is legit 4'11" you can see at house shows she is smaller than children and during one of the NXT pay per views she was standing next to the pole and was the same height as the poll
This is from like 7 years ago
Bianca has gotten a lot bigger
>just grow height
Adam Cole is billed as 6'0", Rhea Ripley is billed as 5'7"
Adam Cole is a man
source?
Atom smol doesn't look that much bigger. He looks 5'9 at best and that's with boots on.
try buying a ticket to a show, that's generally the fastest way in, you're probably too big to try hiding under some boxes or something
Who in the everliving frick is this
i think that's the Filipino guy in LWO
if it's not him it's the other geek nobody in LWO
never remember their names
i think it's that dude that got fired recently
is that not Andrade?
who's the Black person next to Riddle? is that Swerve?
looks like Rocky Romero but it's not him so idk
>the colts field goal holder needs to crouch down because he is 6'1" and is still clearly like 4+inches taller than everyone else crouching down
op that is legit funny
theyd seethe so hard
>I am 5'9" but I want to bill myself as like 5'7" or 5'5", real manlet tier so everyone who is remotely close to me in height looks like a fricking moron since all the guys who are shoot 5'7"+ say they are 6'
Based gimmick anon
>the commentator is the tallest guy in the ring
Back in Ascension's gay vampire days.
>Richie steamboat.
Jesus this is the 2012 roster huh?
>The giant Keith Lee is basically just the same size as HHH but fat
Grim
He's as tall as Brock Lesnar.
be a woman
>I want to have a gimmick that would needlessly try and bury everyone else without having any standing whatsoever in the industry
>how's the fastest way I can do it
You didn't really think this one through did you
I would simply wait until I was on TV and had a mic and had stood by enough people to get high comparisons to say I was 5'5".
You would already have a billed height by then that they would kayfabe for you to their fitting to match whoever else they need to. you grabbing a mic just to go on a schizo rant about your height would just leave people confused and wondering if you're moronic
just do it on the sly during a promo
>I might only be 5'5" but I have way more heart than you
everyone else instantly buried
>And then the match has to happen and they book you to lose in 10 seconds
Instantly buried
its too late, they can't be unraped
i fricking miss swerve
he would be a rap star on the E
he was great as Killshot
Just tell them your shins got blown off by tojos
Tomasso Ciampa would be mega dimes if he were 6 inches taller.