What is the quickest way to get into the WWE?

What is the quickest way to get into the WWE? I am 5'9" but I want to bill myself as like 5'7" or 5'5", real manlet tier so everyone who is remotely close to me in height looks like a fricking moron since all the guys who are shoot 5'7"+ say they are 6'

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone acts like rhea and bianca are these massive muscle mommies, fricking adam cole is bigger than them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because they wrestle girls like IYO and Kairi. I'm pretty sure IYO is legit 4'11" you can see at house shows she is smaller than children and during one of the NXT pay per views she was standing next to the pole and was the same height as the poll

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is from like 7 years ago
      Bianca has gotten a lot bigger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >just grow height

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Cole is billed as 6'0", Rhea Ripley is billed as 5'7"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Cole is a man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        source?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Atom smol doesn't look that much bigger. He looks 5'9 at best and that's with boots on.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try buying a ticket to a show, that's generally the fastest way in, you're probably too big to try hiding under some boxes or something

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who in the everliving frick is this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think that's the Filipino guy in LWO
      if it's not him it's the other geek nobody in LWO
      never remember their names

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's that dude that got fired recently

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is that not Andrade?

      who's the Black person next to Riddle? is that Swerve?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like Rocky Romero but it's not him so idk

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the colts field goal holder needs to crouch down because he is 6'1" and is still clearly like 4+inches taller than everyone else crouching down

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    op that is legit funny
    theyd seethe so hard

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I am 5'9" but I want to bill myself as like 5'7" or 5'5", real manlet tier so everyone who is remotely close to me in height looks like a fricking moron since all the guys who are shoot 5'7"+ say they are 6'
    Based gimmick anon

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the commentator is the tallest guy in the ring

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Back in Ascension's gay vampire days.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Richie steamboat.
      Jesus this is the 2012 roster huh?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The giant Keith Lee is basically just the same size as HHH but fat
    Grim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's as tall as Brock Lesnar.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be a woman

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to have a gimmick that would needlessly try and bury everyone else without having any standing whatsoever in the industry
    >how's the fastest way I can do it
    You didn't really think this one through did you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would simply wait until I was on TV and had a mic and had stood by enough people to get high comparisons to say I was 5'5".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You would already have a billed height by then that they would kayfabe for you to their fitting to match whoever else they need to. you grabbing a mic just to go on a schizo rant about your height would just leave people confused and wondering if you're moronic

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          just do it on the sly during a promo
          >I might only be 5'5" but I have way more heart than you
          everyone else instantly buried

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >And then the match has to happen and they book you to lose in 10 seconds
            Instantly buried

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            its too late, they can't be unraped

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking miss swerve
    he would be a rap star on the E
    he was great as Killshot

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell them your shins got blown off by tojos

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tomasso Ciampa would be mega dimes if he were 6 inches taller.

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